Considering that we’ve left few taboos untouched, Double Teamed decided it was time to tackle the topic of sex while wasted.
Clorisa: I am opposed to it. In my relationship now, she knows that if I’m drunk, she will not get laid. So we’ll go out sometimes and she’ll be like, ‘I think you’ve had enough,’ and it’s like, ‘Yeah, you’re probably right.’ If I’m drunk, I’m tired. When I get home, it’s sleeping time. I’m never drunk and ready to go; I get drunk and sleepy. When I was younger, I’d be drunk and ready, but it was going to be awful.
Dylan: I’m against it in the sense that I am a sensualist, and I enjoy the actual act of what I’m doing and feeling it. And you get less of that when you’re on anything. Except E. I’ll still do it if I’ve had a few drinks and she has had a few drinks, and it’s like, ‘Yeah, sweet, let’s do this.’ It’s hard not to get turned on by the enthusiasm of it, I guess.
C: That’s like a threshold thing. If someone is sloppy drunk and you’re sober, it’s just like, ‘No, I don’t care how much you want it, you just vomited in your hair a little and it’s not gonna happen for either of us tonight.’
D: If there is a chance they will puke on you or pass out on you or something, then no.
C: There is a fine line between how drunk.
D: Say you’ve had a couple drinks, two or three drinks. A couple of drinks is almost like an aphrodisiac. It removes your inhibitions and you’re good to go.
C: A couple drinks is fine.
D: Plus, for guys, the other thing is you get sloppy wasted and it becomes a wet noodle.
C: That’s unfortunate.
D: That’s what happens. Alcohol thins blood. It makes sense. I’ve had good and bad experiences .
C: While drunk your senses are lower, it never feels that great, and if you’re really drunk you don’t even really remember, and the next morning you’re like, ‘Oh, I guess we did stuff.’ You never really want the person you’re with to know that you don’t remember being intimated with them. That’s a low blow.
D: “Sorry, baby, you’re not memorable.”
C: “I don’t remember doing anything.”
D: Yeah, that gets you into trouble.