Sunday, November 23, 2014

Humour

Comics, August 13, 2014 issue: #trustfundbaby

August 13, 2014 by Zoe Harvey, contributing writer  
Filed under August 13, 2014, Humour

Astrological Asininity: August 13, 2014 issue

August 13, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under August 13, 2014, Humour

Aries: The fortune’s kinda weird but here it is: watch out for Santa because it’s totally the wrong time of year so it’s probably not Santa and instead just some weirdo so just stay away K? Taurus: You know what word I hate? Antipasto! Like, LOL! Antipasto, yeah right. Anyway, watch out for people who […]

Astrological Asininity: July 16, 2014 issue

July 16, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, July 16, 2014

LOL so ummm I thought the three-hour classes were over but now there’s another semester of them? OMG this is going to turn me into SUPER RIVER! JK here are your fortunes. Ummm and before we get into them someone was asking about how I come up with these, or at least I was daydreaming […]

Astrological Asininity: June 9, 2014 issue

June 9, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, June 11, 2014

Ugh like whoa, we made it through one month of these long classes but now we’re in another OMG can it please stop? Well here are some fortunes to help you out a bit! Aries: Hairies! Hairy Aries! LOL just kidding, hi Aries! Hope you bought a lotto ticket like I told you to last […]

Astrological Asininity: May 14, 2014 issue

May 14, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, May 14, 2014

Hi so OMG whoa these spring classes are long like hours and hours long my head is spinning more than usual! Here are some fortune cookies LOL I mean fortunes. Aries: Accidentally Aries! Totally a new movie I’m writing in my head LOL. Just kidding, and by the way, I hope you manage to buy […]

Astrological Asininity: April 2, 2014 issue

April 2, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under April 2, 2014, Humour

Hi! OMG this is the last issue of this website before the semester ends so um bye!! Aries: Hi Aries! I hope you’re ready for the spring semester! Or, are you leaving Camosun for now? I hope you come back because Aries you’re one of my faves. Taurus: Taurus, study hard for those tests, because […]

Astrological Asininity: March 19, 2014 issue

March 19, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, March 19, 2014

OMG I got my first fan letter the other day OMG OMG OMG thank you for reading I hope your future is great! Oh wait, I know your future and, well, it’s so-soÉ but you’re still awesome! Totes thanks for reading! For the rest of you, hi! I’m River and I can see the future!@ […]

Astrological Asininity: March 5, 2014 issue

March 5, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, March 5, 2014

Hi okay OMG did you see last issue where I was put at the bottom of the page? Is that because you’ve all been complaining about me? Um if anyone likes me please email The Next-Us or whatever this website is called and let them know! Aries: So did you use the duct tape like […]

Astrological Asininity: February 19, 2014 issue

February 19, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under February 19, 2014, Humour

Hi! My name’s River and I can see the future… go! Aries: Okay, so there just might be something about a “duck escape” in your future but I don’t really get why unless you live on a farm! Oh, hold on, the cosmos is giving me some signals hereÉ oh, “duct tape”? Signal is coming […]

Astrological Asininity: February 5, 2014 issue

February 5, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under February 5, 2014, Humour

So someone told me it’s winter but it’s totally not winter, that’s in December! The cosmos works in weird ways, but not THAT weird! Aries: So, that exam was pretty hard, right? That’s because you didn’t study enough, not because of the cosmos LOL. Taurus: Do you ever just sit and think about the word […]

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