Thursday, July 28, 2016

Humour

A magical evening of Shakespeare casts a spell on Victoria

March 30, 2016 by Oriana Smy, contributing writer  
Filed under Arts, Humour, March 30, 2016

Pacific Opera Victoria (POV) are translating Shakespeare once again, this time with an operatic interpretation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The well-known comedic tale of crossed lovers invites an entry-level audience to the opera, says director Tom Diamond. “It’s the kind of opera you can bring your kids to,” says Diamond. “We may be able […]

The cats have taken over Instagram, and their owners are weird

February 3, 2016 by Mikayla Russell, contributing writer  
Filed under February 3, 2016, Humour

I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s something you need to know: cats have taken over Instagram. Now, while it’s true that we’re all guilty of seeing these cute fur buddies on our smartphones and double tapping our favourite Instacat, there’s a problem at hand, and it too might cause alarm: there are humans […]

Astrological Asininity: August 13, 2014 issue

August 13, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under August 13, 2014, Humour

Aries: The fortune’s kinda weird but here it is: watch out for Santa because it’s totally the wrong time of year so it’s probably not Santa and instead just some weirdo so just stay away K? Taurus: You know what word I hate? Antipasto! Like, LOL! Antipasto, yeah right. Anyway, watch out for people who […]

Astrological Asininity: July 16, 2014 issue

July 16, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, July 16, 2014

LOL so ummm I thought the three-hour classes were over but now there’s another semester of them? OMG this is going to turn me into SUPER RIVER! JK here are your fortunes. Ummm and before we get into them someone was asking about how I come up with these, or at least I was daydreaming […]

Astrological Asininity: June 9, 2014 issue

June 9, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, June 11, 2014

Ugh like whoa, we made it through one month of these long classes but now we’re in another OMG can it please stop? Well here are some fortunes to help you out a bit! Aries: Hairies! Hairy Aries! LOL just kidding, hi Aries! Hope you bought a lotto ticket like I told you to last […]

Astrological Asininity: May 14, 2014 issue

May 14, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, May 14, 2014

Hi so OMG whoa these spring classes are long like hours and hours long my head is spinning more than usual! Here are some fortune cookies LOL I mean fortunes. Aries: Accidentally Aries! Totally a new movie I’m writing in my head LOL. Just kidding, and by the way, I hope you manage to buy […]

Astrological Asininity: April 2, 2014 issue

April 2, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under April 2, 2014, Humour

Hi! OMG this is the last issue of this website before the semester ends so um bye!! Aries: Hi Aries! I hope you’re ready for the spring semester! Or, are you leaving Camosun for now? I hope you come back because Aries you’re one of my faves. Taurus: Taurus, study hard for those tests, because […]

Astrological Asininity: March 19, 2014 issue

March 19, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, March 19, 2014

OMG I got my first fan letter the other day OMG OMG OMG thank you for reading I hope your future is great! Oh wait, I know your future and, well, it’s so-soÉ but you’re still awesome! Totes thanks for reading! For the rest of you, hi! I’m River and I can see the future!@ […]

Astrological Asininity: March 5, 2014 issue

March 5, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, March 5, 2014

Hi okay OMG did you see last issue where I was put at the bottom of the page? Is that because you’ve all been complaining about me? Um if anyone likes me please email The Next-Us or whatever this website is called and let them know! Aries: So did you use the duct tape like […]

Astrological Asininity: February 19, 2014 issue

February 19, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under February 19, 2014, Humour

Hi! My name’s River and I can see the future… go! Aries: Okay, so there just might be something about a “duck escape” in your future but I don’t really get why unless you live on a farm! Oh, hold on, the cosmos is giving me some signals hereÉ oh, “duct tape”? Signal is coming […]

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