Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Humour

Astrological Asininity: April 2, 2014 issue

April 2, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under April 2, 2014, Humour

Hi! OMG this is the last issue of this website before the semester ends so um bye!! Aries: Hi Aries! I hope you’re ready for the spring semester! Or, are you leaving Camosun for now? I hope you come back because Aries you’re one of my faves. Taurus: Taurus, study hard for those tests, because […]

Astrological Asininity: March 19, 2014 issue

March 19, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, March 19, 2014

OMG I got my first fan letter the other day OMG OMG OMG thank you for reading I hope your future is great! Oh wait, I know your future and, well, it’s so-soÉ but you’re still awesome! Totes thanks for reading! For the rest of you, hi! I’m River and I can see the future!@ […]

Astrological Asininity: March 5, 2014 issue

March 5, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, March 5, 2014

Hi okay OMG did you see last issue where I was put at the bottom of the page? Is that because you’ve all been complaining about me? Um if anyone likes me please email The Next-Us or whatever this website is called and let them know! Aries: So did you use the duct tape like […]

Astrological Asininity: February 19, 2014 issue

February 19, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under February 19, 2014, Humour

Hi! My name’s River and I can see the future… go! Aries: Okay, so there just might be something about a “duck escape” in your future but I don’t really get why unless you live on a farm! Oh, hold on, the cosmos is giving me some signals hereÉ oh, “duct tape”? Signal is coming […]

Astrological Asininity: February 5, 2014 issue

February 5, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under February 5, 2014, Humour

So someone told me it’s winter but it’s totally not winter, that’s in December! The cosmos works in weird ways, but not THAT weird! Aries: So, that exam was pretty hard, right? That’s because you didn’t study enough, not because of the cosmos LOL. Taurus: Do you ever just sit and think about the word […]

Astrological Asininity: January 22, 2014 issue

January 22, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, January 22, 2014

Ummmm so my editor told me to “be more concise” after last time. After I finished swearing at the jerk, I looked up that word in the dictionary [Anyone looking for a job as our new astrologist?—ed]. Then I looked up “concise,” too, and “be” while I was at it. And, okay, fine. I’ll keep […]

Astrological Asininity: January 8, 2014 issue

January 8, 2014 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, January 8, 2014

Hi! Happy new year! This is a really spooky and cosmic time for us astrologists, so bear with me. I hope your planets stay aligned this year! I feel like mine are already totally not aligned LOL! Let’s do this! Oh, and if you want to get in touch with me, well, sorry! I don’t […]

Earth Council: January 8, 2014 issue

January 8, 2014 by Adrian Behennah, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, January 8, 2014

Earth Council: November 27, 2013 issue

November 27, 2013 by Adrian Behennah, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, November 27, 2013

Astrological Asininity: November 27, 2013 issue

November 27, 2013 by River Rainfall, contributing writer  
Filed under Humour, November 27, 2013

Hi! So, totally someone thinks I’m making fun of astrology. Totally I’m not! Why WOULDN’T the stars and planets be able to tell me what’s in your future? Totally real. Totally go away if you don’t believe me. I’ve even got a crystal ball! It’s got little lines of electricity that come up to my […]

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