Astrological Asininity: January 22, 2014 issueUmmmm so my editor told me to “be more concise” after last time. After I finished swearing at the jerk, I looked up that word in the dictionary [Anyone looking for a job as our new astrologist?—ed]. Then I looked up “concise,” too, and “be” while I was at it. And, okay, fine. I’ll keep […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: January 8, 2014 issueHi! Happy new year! This is a really spooky and cosmic time for us astrologists, so bear with me. I hope your planets stay aligned this year! I feel like mine are already totally not aligned LOL! Let’s do this! Oh, and if you want to get in touch with me, well, sorry! I don’t […] Continue Reading |
Earth Council: January 8, 2014 issue |
Earth Council: November 27, 2013 issue |
Astrological Asininity: November 27, 2013 issueHi! So, totally someone thinks I’m making fun of astrology. Totally I’m not! Why WOULDN’T the stars and planets be able to tell me what’s in your future? Totally real. Totally go away if you don’t believe me. I’ve even got a crystal ball! It’s got little lines of electricity that come up to my […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: November 13, 2013 issueHi! So last time around my editor totally cut out my intro part here, which I saw and was like OMG, totally cursing that jerk. But totally just kidding because I don’t know how to curse yet (see Cancer, below). But seriously, an introduction is long overdue. I’m River, and I can predict the future! […] Continue Reading |
Earth Council: November 13, 2013 issue |
Comics: October 30, 2013 issue |
Astrological Asininity: October 30, 2013 issueAries: There is some weird stuff coming up, I guess it’s best if you don’t know about it. Taurus: Hi! Avoid the number 76 and spinach this week at all costs; bugs in the spinach, and that number is just the worst. Gemini: LOL, my socks are falling off! The elastic just isn’t holding! Oh, […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: October 16, 2013 issueHey, everyone! River here. I’ve been reading the stars and I’m not too proud of you. You’d think after last time you’d smarten up your act. Looks to me like you havOH MY GOD A BUTTERFLY, GOTTA GO! Aries: Bring me more butterflies, they’re so pretty! Taurus: The planets are aligned, the stars are in […] Continue Reading |
