{"id":1938,"date":"2012-01-10T11:30:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T19:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2012-01-10T11:31:14","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T19:31:14","slug":"double-teamed-semen-studies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/2012\/01\/10\/double-teamed-semen-studies\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Double Teamed<\/i>: Semen studies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We recently read an article online that claimed that semen is healthy for you if swallowed.<br \/>\nSo, for this issue\u2019s installment of <em>Double Teamed,<\/em> let\u2019s talk swallowing semen!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dylan:<\/strong> I feel like a dude who just wants to get head from his girlfriend wrote this entire thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clorisa:<\/strong> Right. And I question what a man would get out of it &#8211; does it really affect the experience if their girlfriend swallows or not?<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> It\u2019s hot. But aside from getting some kind of personal enjoyment, I can\u2019t really think of a genuinely positive reason to do it, and I totally don\u2019t blame anyone for not wanting to swallow because I wouldn\u2019t. But the fact that a study says that it can help with pregnancy issues and&#8230; what was the other thing? Preeclampsia?<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Cell regeneration.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D: <\/strong>Yeah, it gives your body more minerals and proteins and things. Cumming inside somebody would make them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>C: <\/strong>&#8230;stronger as a person. That\u2019s the argument right there: superpowers. And you\u2019ll be able to fly!<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> Swallowing sperm, the fact that it could be healthy&#8230; I could see it from a biological\/evolutionary perspective. It\u2019s not going to be poison &#8211; that wouldn\u2019t make sense &#8211; so the fact that it could heal or be good for you is kind of neat. I wouldn\u2019t trust a study unless it was made by equally represented sexualities and gender &#8211; gay and straight men and women doing the whole thing to correlate the data &#8211; not just some dudes who want their girlfriends to swallow their cum.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> But to have a full, vast representation, that\u2019s going to take a huge amount of time and, ultimately, does that really matter? I don\u2019t think you\u2019re going to see a study being done and then everyone thinking, \u201cWell, I\u2019m gonna start drinking semen by the gallon then! That\u2019s so good for me &#8211; better than milk!\u201d It\u2019s never gonna happen. Maybe it\u2019s good for you, obviously it\u2019s not poison because it\u2019s okay for you, but that\u2019s just one of those small miracles of life. Really, in the long run, it\u2019s not going to give you superpowers, but it won\u2019t destroy you either.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> It seems ridiculous. But I\u2019m all for oral sex, because it\u2019s fun. I\u2019ve always enjoyed it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> It\u2019s pretty good stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We recently read an article online that claimed that semen is healthy for you if swallowed. So, for this issue\u2019s installment of Double Teamed, let\u2019s talk swallowing semen! Dylan: I feel like a dude who just wants to get head from his girlfriend wrote this entire thing. Clorisa: Right. 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