We\u2019d both heard the myth about vaginas that have teeth; then we found an article online about this myth becoming a reality for one woman due to a dermoid cyst. Regardless of if vagina teeth are real or myth, we thought it was worthy of some discussion:<\/p>\n
Clorisa: Okay, on the count of three, say the first word that pops in to your head about vagina teeth. One, two, three…<\/p>\n
Dylan: Scary.<\/p>\n
C: Disgusting.<\/p>\n
D: I think the fact that there is a factual basis for it at this point only makes it scarier. Before you weren\u2019t worried, but now…<\/p>\n
C: It happened once; it could happen again! I just feel like teeth anywhere where you\u2019re not expecting teeth is gross. Teeth are okay in one place – inside your mouth. Nowhere else on your body needs teeth.<\/p>\n
D: I know dudes who like getting their junk bit, so maybe for them it\u2019s like two good things happening at once.<\/p>\n
C: Maybe, but you can control your mouth; I can\u2019t speak to all womens\u2019 vaginal control but you\u2019re not going to be able to give a controlled bite. I don\u2019t know; I\u2019m having a hard time even imaging vagina teeth.<\/p>\n
D: It would probably look like that pit in Star Wars.<\/p>\n
C: Right! That\u2019s totally what I\u2019m imagining!<\/p>\n
D: All the teeth are ridged in so anything going in can\u2019t get out.<\/p>\n
C: This is the worst!<\/p>\n
D: It\u2019s pretty gross. Granted, if I\u2019m going to get some, it\u2019s not really on my mind. At least it hasn\u2019t been.<\/p>\n
C: Well, don\u2019t let this get you down, Dylan. Don\u2019t let this stop you.<\/p>\n
D: I\u2019ll tell you what, if something happens…<\/p>\n
C: You give me a call, \u2019cause I want to be the first to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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