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I think you can play it up in your head, but when you go to do it it\u2019s like, \u201cThis is kinda awkward.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> I think it\u2019s cooler in the \u201cyes, I did it\u201d way more so than doing it and seriously trying to get two people off.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Yeah, just the thought of it, \u201cYeah, I did that\u201d&#8230; that\u2019s sweet. But was it really that great? I feel like it\u2019s not about the effort of trying to please two people. I think that if you are involved in a three-way and you want to get off, that\u2019s really up to you. You have to get yourself there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> So there\u2019s a selfish aspect when there\u2019s an extra person involved?<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> You have to be in charge of your own orgasm, essentially. The badass part of me thinks, \u201cIt\u2019d be so badass if I had a three-way.\u201d But at the same time, it would be so much work, it would be awkward, and it would just be weird. It would be ruined.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> So Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman come up to you at a party and they\u2019re like, \u201cClorisa, we want to have a three-way.\u201d Is that shit happening or not?<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Who would pass that up? If Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman came up to you, would you turn that down?<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> Oh, god no.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Fuck it. It\u2019s too good of an opportunity to pass up. I\u2019m gonna want to tell my friends about it later. But that\u2019s the thing, though &#8211; that\u2019s what I\u2019m thinking about: that it would be an awesome story. 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