{"id":2626,"date":"2012-03-07T09:22:59","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T17:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/?p=2626"},"modified":"2012-03-07T10:42:17","modified_gmt":"2012-03-07T18:42:17","slug":"double-teamed-time-for-the-three-way-pileup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/2012\/03\/07\/double-teamed-time-for-the-three-way-pileup\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Double Teamed<\/i>: Time for the three-way pileup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Clorisa:<\/strong> So, Dylan, have you ever participated in a three-way?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dylan:<\/strong> Nope.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Yeah, me neither. Seems like it would be a lot of work.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> I dunno. I don\u2019t know if I understand the appeal?<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> I guess I can. How would you not feel pretty baller if you had two ladies? I think you can play it up in your head, but when you go to do it it\u2019s like, \u201cThis is kinda awkward.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> I think it\u2019s cooler in the \u201cyes, I did it\u201d way more so than doing it and seriously trying to get two people off.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Yeah, just the thought of it, \u201cYeah, I did that\u201d&#8230; that\u2019s sweet. But was it really that great? I feel like it\u2019s not about the effort of trying to please two people. I think that if you are involved in a three-way and you want to get off, that\u2019s really up to you. You have to get yourself there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> So there\u2019s a selfish aspect when there\u2019s an extra person involved?<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> You have to be in charge of your own orgasm, essentially. The badass part of me thinks, \u201cIt\u2019d be so badass if I had a three-way.\u201d But at the same time, it would be so much work, it would be awkward, and it would just be weird. It would be ruined.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> So Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman come up to you at a party and they\u2019re like, \u201cClorisa, we want to have a three-way.\u201d Is that shit happening or not?<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Who would pass that up? If Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman came up to you, would you turn that down?<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> Oh, god no.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> Fuck it. It\u2019s too good of an opportunity to pass up. I\u2019m gonna want to tell my friends about it later. But that\u2019s the thing, though &#8211; that\u2019s what I\u2019m thinking about: that it would be an awesome story. The story of having a three-way is what\u2019s getting people off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clorisa: So, Dylan, have you ever participated in a three-way? Dylan: Nope. C: Yeah, me neither. Seems like it would be a lot of work. D: I dunno. I don\u2019t know if I understand the appeal? C: I guess I can. How would you not feel pretty baller if you had two ladies? I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-columns","category-march-7-2012"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2626"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2667,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2626\/revisions\/2667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}