{"id":3025,"date":"2012-04-04T08:45:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T15:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/?p=3025"},"modified":"2012-04-03T13:00:16","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T20:00:16","slug":"double-teamed-vomit-wet-noodles-and-thin-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/2012\/04\/04\/double-teamed-vomit-wet-noodles-and-thin-blood\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Double Teamed<\/i>: Vomit, wet noodles, and thin blood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Considering that we\u2019ve left few taboos untouched, <em>Double Teamed<\/em> decided it was time to tackle the topic of sex while wasted.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clorisa:<\/strong> I am opposed to it. In my relationship now, she knows that if I\u2019m drunk, she will not get laid. So we\u2019ll go out sometimes and she\u2019ll be like, \u2018I think you\u2019ve had enough,\u2019 and it\u2019s like, \u2018Yeah, you\u2019re probably right.\u2019 If I\u2019m drunk, I\u2019m tired. When I get home, it\u2019s sleeping time. I\u2019m never drunk and ready to go; I get drunk and sleepy. When I was younger, I\u2019d be drunk and ready, but it was going to be awful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dylan:<\/strong> I\u2019m against it in the sense that I am a sensualist, and I enjoy the actual act of what I\u2019m doing and feeling it. And you get less of that when you\u2019re on anything. Except E. I\u2019ll still do it if I\u2019ve had a few drinks and she has had a few drinks, and it\u2019s like, \u2018Yeah, sweet, let\u2019s do this.\u2019 It\u2019s hard not to get turned on by the enthusiasm of it, I guess.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> That\u2019s like a threshold thing. If someone is sloppy drunk and you\u2019re sober, it\u2019s just like, \u2018No, I don\u2019t care how much you want it, you just vomited in your hair a little and it\u2019s not gonna happen for either of us tonight.\u2019<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> If there is a chance they will puke on you or pass out on you or something, then no.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> There is a fine line between how drunk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> Say you\u2019ve had a couple drinks, two or three drinks. A couple of drinks is almost like an aphrodisiac. It removes your inhibitions and you\u2019re good to go.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> A couple drinks is fine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> Plus, for guys, the other thing is you get sloppy wasted and it becomes a wet noodle.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> That\u2019s unfortunate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> That\u2019s what happens. Alcohol thins blood. It makes sense. I\u2019ve had good and bad experiences .<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> While drunk your senses are lower, it never feels that great, and if you\u2019re really drunk you don\u2019t even really remember, and the next morning you\u2019re like, \u2018Oh, I guess we did stuff.\u2019 You never really want the person you\u2019re with to know that you don\u2019t remember being intimated with them. That\u2019s a low blow.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> \u201cSorry, baby, you\u2019re not memorable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>C:<\/strong> \u201cI don\u2019t remember doing anything.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>D:<\/strong> Yeah, that gets you into trouble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Considering that we\u2019ve left few taboos untouched, Double Teamed decided it was time to tackle the topic of sex while wasted. Clorisa: I am opposed to it. In my relationship now, she knows that if I\u2019m drunk, she will not get laid. So we\u2019ll go out sometimes and she\u2019ll be like, \u2018I think you\u2019ve had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-columns","category-april-4-2012"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3026,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions\/3026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}