{"id":8926,"date":"2014-04-02T08:50:42","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T15:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/?p=8926"},"modified":"2014-04-01T10:55:37","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T17:55:37","slug":"astrological-asininity-april-2-2014-issue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nexusnewspaper.com\/newsite\/2014\/04\/02\/astrological-asininity-april-2-2014-issue\/","title":{"rendered":"Astrological Asininity<\/em>: April 2, 2014 issue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi! OMG this is the last issue of this website before the semester ends so um bye!!<\/p>\n

Aries: <\/b>Hi Aries! I hope you\u2019re ready for the spring semester! Or, are you leaving Camosun for now? I hope you come back because Aries you\u2019re one of my faves.<\/p>\n

Taurus:<\/b> Taurus, study hard for those tests, because that grade point average isn\u2019t going up by itself! LOL unless you\u2019re hallucinating, which happens to all of us at least a couple times a day, so, all good!<\/p>\n

Gemini: <\/b>So if you really think about pumpkins it gets pretty weird. And I know pumpkins only exist during Halloween month, but Gemini, you gotta watch out for those this month. If you happen to see one, weird, and get away.<\/p>\n

Cancer: <\/b>Hi! Totally told you to not sit on seats for the next couple of weeks last time. Did you pull that off? \u2018Cuz that\u2019s hard!<\/p>\n

Leo: <\/b>Leo, stock up on lottery tickets and… eggs?!<\/p>\n

Virgo: <\/b>LOL I was just messing with Leo there, no reason why they should buy eggs.<\/p>\n

Libra: <\/b>Hi, Libra! I saw you running across Richmond Street the other day. That hill there, I know everyone is supposed to go 30, but no one does (I like to meditate right on the yellow line in the middle of Richmond). So watch yourself!<\/p>\n

Scorpio: <\/b>Freakin\u2019 fun forecasting futures! LOL no seriously don\u2019t go to Cadboro Bay between April 3 and 5. Seriously.<\/p>\n

Sagittarius: <\/b>So what are you anyway, some kinda half-human half-horse?! I mean OMG freaky dreamy LOL! Not making fun but ummm weird. I don\u2019t know what\u2019s in your future, eating hay and not liking it because you\u2019re half-human?<\/p>\n

Capricorn: <\/b>Capricornio, I want to get to know you better! LOL sorry sometimes I just say things. Watch out for snow globes or just globes in general yeah just globes.<\/p>\n

Aquarius: <\/b>I\u2019m Aquarius, which I don\u2019t know if I\u2019ve mentioned, so I think we should move all this around so we\u2019re up top LOL not at the bottom; the bottom sucks.<\/p>\n

Pisces: <\/b>See? Bottom sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi! OMG this is the last issue of this website before the semester ends so um bye!! Aries: Hi Aries! I hope you\u2019re ready for the spring semester! Or, are you leaving Camosun for now? I hope you come back because Aries you\u2019re one of my faves. Taurus: Taurus, study hard for those tests, because […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-april-2-2014"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t