Astrological Asininity: May 14, 2014 issueHi so OMG whoa these spring classes are long like hours and hours long my head is spinning more than usual! Here are some fortune cookies LOL I mean fortunes. Aries: Accidentally Aries! Totally a new movie I’m writing in my head LOL. Just kidding, and by the way, I hope you manage to buy […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: April 2, 2014 issueHi! OMG this is the last issue of this website before the semester ends so um bye!! Aries: Hi Aries! I hope you’re ready for the spring semester! Or, are you leaving Camosun for now? I hope you come back because Aries you’re one of my faves. Taurus: Taurus, study hard for those tests, because […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: March 19, 2014 issueOMG I got my first fan letter the other day OMG OMG OMG thank you for reading I hope your future is great! Oh wait, I know your future and, well, it’s so-soÉ but you’re still awesome! Totes thanks for reading! For the rest of you, hi! I’m River and I can see the future!@ […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: March 5, 2014 issueHi okay OMG did you see last issue where I was put at the bottom of the page? Is that because you’ve all been complaining about me? Um if anyone likes me please email The Next-Us or whatever this website is called and let them know! Aries: So did you use the duct tape like […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: February 19, 2014 issueHi! My name’s River and I can see the future… go! Aries: Okay, so there just might be something about a “duck escape” in your future but I don’t really get why unless you live on a farm! Oh, hold on, the cosmos is giving me some signals hereÉ oh, “duct tape”? Signal is coming […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: February 5, 2014 issueSo someone told me it’s winter but it’s totally not winter, that’s in December! The cosmos works in weird ways, but not THAT weird! Aries: So, that exam was pretty hard, right? That’s because you didn’t study enough, not because of the cosmos LOL. Taurus: Do you ever just sit and think about the word […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: January 22, 2014 issueUmmmm so my editor told me to “be more concise” after last time. After I finished swearing at the jerk, I looked up that word in the dictionary [Anyone looking for a job as our new astrologist?—ed]. Then I looked up “concise,” too, and “be” while I was at it. And, okay, fine. I’ll keep […] Continue Reading |
Astrological Asininity: January 8, 2014 issueHi! Happy new year! This is a really spooky and cosmic time for us astrologists, so bear with me. I hope your planets stay aligned this year! I feel like mine are already totally not aligned LOL! Let’s do this! Oh, and if you want to get in touch with me, well, sorry! I don’t […] Continue Reading |
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