Humour

Aries: There is some weird stuff coming up, I guess it’s best if you don’t know about it. Taurus: Hi! Avoid the number 76 and spinach this week at all costs; bugs in the spinach, and that number is just the worst. Gemini: LOL, my socks are falling off! The elastic just isn’t holding! Oh, […]

Hey, everyone! River here. I’ve been reading the stars and I’m not too proud of you. You’d think after last time you’d smarten up your act. Looks to me like you havOH MY GOD A BUTTERFLY, GOTTA GO! Aries: Bring me more butterflies, they’re so pretty! Taurus: The planets are aligned, the stars are in […]

We thought we’d turn this part of the paper over to our resident astrological analyst to see what she has to say about what’s in your future for the next couple weeks. Man, we’re surprised at what she came up with. Ya’ll are a shady bunch. Aries: Turn around and walk back into the Fisher […]